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Game:
Tifa: "Did you sleep well?" Cloud: "Next to you, who wouldn't?" Final Fantasy VII
"It isn't cheating unless you are caught." Jotaro Kujo, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
"Damn! That was cool!" Jack Van Burace, Wild ARMs
"We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians. We'll let them keep the toilet paper." Teisel Bonne, Megaman Legends 2
"Coward! Ye are a stain on the escutcheon of our order." Father Duane, Vagrant Story
"You humans are truly unusual living beings, aren't chu? You're all like shattered fragments of a mirror." Chu-Chu in Shevat, Xenogears
"I know of your pathetic pedigree. It lightens my mood to think of it, actually." Zohar Metatron, Silhouette Mirage
"Two attributes... just like me... But I'm cute and kind and strong and smart and sweet and humble. So what's wrong with Zohar?" Shyna Nera Shyna, Silhouette Mirage
"Tis not prophesie nor speculation, tis historie!" Harle, Chrono Cross
"Do you think Leena thpontaneouthry combuthted? Me wonder if she'th okay?" Poshul, Chrono Cross
"I am the wind! Whoosh!" Mune, Chrono Trigger
"Sea bears foam, sleep bears dreams. Both end in the same way. CRASSH!" Owl Statue, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
"This'll be as easy as falling out of bed!" Max, Advance Wars
"I gotta believe!" Parappa, PaRappa the Rappa
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets." Lord Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
"Somebody set up us the bomb." Mechanic, Zero Wing
"All your base are belong to us." Katz, Zero Wing
"Let's mosey." Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII
"Let's mosey." Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy VIII
"I - LOVE - HOTDOGS!" Zell Dincht, Final Fantasy VIII
"Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." Kimahri, Final Fantasy X
"You always said I looked grumpy, but those were the best days of my life." Lulu, Final Fantasy X
"Needles! I hate needles!" Rikku, Final Fantasy X
Sam: "My little buddy needs to use the facilities." Max: "Facilities be damned, I need a bathroom!" Sam & Max: Hit the Road
Sam: "I've got something in my eye." Max: "Try digging it out with a fork. That always works for me." Sam & Max: Hit the Road
"Don't get smart with me, bub, or my partner'll floss every last crevice on his body with your whiskers." Sam, Sam & Max: Hit the Road
"Life is a stewed peach in a lot of syrup, ukyo." Ukyo, Samurai Showdown
"I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up!" Kid in Kilika, Final Fantasy X
"I am NOT a PET!" Hanpan, Wild ARMs
"I AM the reinforcements." Ashley Riot, Vagrant Story
"Al Bhed tested, Brother approved!" Rikku, Final Fantasy X-2
"I don't like your plan. It sucks." Yuna, Final Fantasy X-2
"That was mercy. This is discipline." Mrs. Tilsit, Musashi: Samurai Legend
"All right! Break out the books! School's in session!" Musashi, Musashi: Samurai Legend
MOMO: "I'm built a lot tougher than I look!" Ziggy: "I'm built as tough as I look." Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zur Macht
"I am the hart, and you are the hunter." Sydney Losstarot, Vagrant Story
"He's ALWAYS been a bitter, humorless lump of anti-humanity. I love it." Cephas, Alundra
"Eternal damnation is to be expected as retribution at some point, eh Alundra?" Septimus, Alundra
"It's a big, bad 11 on the sphincter-pucker meter." Bonaire, Alundra
"Aaargh! Death has returned!" Juste Belmont, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
"Dammit! No mercy for you!" Juste Belmont, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
"My life is a chip in your pot!" Setzer Gabbiani, Kingdom Hearts 2
"Might be tough if one more shows up." Cloud Strife, Kingdom Hearts 2
"There's nothing I don't cherish!" Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy 7- Advent Children
"Aint it the truth?" Lucca, Chrono Trigger
"Open your heart to the Darkness." Ansem the Seeker, Kingdom Hearts
Roxas: "Maybe you forgot, we're broke." Hayner: "Maybe you forgot, I'm smart!" Kingdom Hearts 2
Will Turner: "Do you think they're going to hurt the people in the town?" Jack Sparrow: "No, they're bringin' em flowers, mate." Kingdom Hearts 2
"I told them they sent the wrong guy!" Demyx, Kingdom Hearts 2
"Got it memorized?" Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2
"Riku? Are you jealous of Sora?" Xemnas, Kingdom Hearts 2
"I'm looking for a guy with spiky hair... Spikier." Tifa Lockheart, Kingdom Hearts 2
"Roxas! This man speaks nonsense!" DiZ, Kingdom Hearts 2
"Oh, Light!" Trevor Belmont, Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
"Holy titanic tuna! What is this thing?!!" Shyna Nera Shyna, Silhouette Mirage
"What the heck ARE you? The smiley face from Hell?" Shyna Nera Shyna, Silhouette Mirage
"Heal-thy? Got a nice ring to it." Doan, Chrono Trigger
"Failure to comply will result in the destruction of this window." KOS-MOS, Xenosaga, Episode 1: Der Wille Zur Macht
"I can't believe I just handed over top-secret company info to the Federation without permission... I am SO fired..." Shion Uzuki, Xenosaga, Episode 1: Der Wille Zur Macht
"Don't eat that frozen food like it is so delicious! Doesn't it make you want to cry having to each such food?" Mr. Prog in KitchenComp, Megaman Battle Network 5: Team Colonel
"Flowers suck, and for that, they must burn!" Dudley, Steambot Chronicles
"Sweet ride, huh? Yeah..." Vanilla Bean, Steambot Chronicles
"Once an active OldMine, now it's completely abandoned." Yai, Megaman Battle Network 5: Team Colonel
"Oh, you mean, no humiliation at all? But I was so relishing the thought..." Banon, Musashi: Samurai Legend
"I'm Italian! The only thing I'm afraid of is my momma when she's angry!" Beck, Front Mission 4
"My spear, your head. Let's make it happen." Scorpio, Devil Kings
Book/Manga/Comic:
"...now children are jangling the keys to the kingdom, and common vengeance writes the law!" John Proctor, The Crucible
"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." The fox, The Little Prince
"Red and blue and green rabbits, Lennie. Millions of 'em." George, Of Mice and Men
"So much subtler is the human mind than the outside tissues which make a sort of blazonry or clock-face for it." George Eliot, Middlemarch
"Well, I must endure the presence of two or three caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies." The flower, The Little Prince
"Who is the third who walks always beside you? When I count, there are only you and I together. But when I look ahead up the white road, there is always another one walking beside you. Gliding wrapt in a brown mantle, hooded. I do not know whether a man or a woman .--But who is that on the other side of you?" T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
"'I ought not to have listened to her,' he confided to me one day. 'One never ought to listen to the flowers. One should simply look at them and breathe their fragrance.'" The Little Prince
"To be nobody but yourself, in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting." e.e. cummings
"Well, for instance, when I left her to-day, she put her arms around me and felt my shoulder blades, to see if my wings were strong, she said. 'The bird that would soar above the level plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings. It is a sad spectacle to see the weaklings bruised, exhausted, fluttering back to earth.'" Edna Pontellier, The Awakening
"He whose (desires) are few gets them; he whose (desires) are many goes astray." Lao-Tzu
"Don't you ever get taken that way? When I can't see myself I begin to wonder if I really and truly exist. I pat myself just to make sure, but it doesn't help much." Estelle Rigault, No Exit
"You can't let your heart go bad like that, like sour milk. There's always the chance you'll want to use it later." Halimeda Noline, Animal Dreams
"'The seat of human emotion should be the liver'... I understand exactly. Once in ER I saw a woman who'd been stabbed everywhere, most severely the liver. It's an organ with the consistency of layer upon layer of wet Kleenex. Every attempt at repair just opens new holes that tear and bleed. You try and close the wound with fresh wounds, and you try and you try and you don't give up until there's nothing left." Cosima Noline, Animal Dreams
"There's no such thing as absolute right. It's the world that's right, not you and me." Daisy, Rhinoceros
"I realized then that when people are happy they become kind." Jung Chang, Wild Swans
"When I read in Gulliver's Travels about the emperor who 'published an Edict, commanding all his Subjects, upon great Penalties, to break the smaller End of their Eggs,' I wondered if Swift had been to China." Jung Chang, Wild Swans
"That's what Paradise is- never knowing the difference." Joseph Heller, Something Happpened
"If you don't get your rights in one world, you will find them in another." Cacambo, Candide
"Many a proverb has its opposite in the national vocabulary, so that often one discovers dueling platitudes. Too many cooks spoil the broth, but many hands make light work. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind. You're never too old to learn, unless you happen to be an old dog trying to learn new tricks." E. D. Hirsch Jr., Cultural Literacy
Movie/TV/Anime:
"We're the most wanted criminals in the universe, and we spent the last of our money on a karaoke machine?" Princess Ayeka, Tenchi Universe
"The truth isn't always wrapped up in a neat little package you can carry in your wallet." Trent, Daria
"It's like the book says, we may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us." Jimmy Gator, Magnolia
"Its been swell, but the swelling's gone down." Rebecca, Tank Girl
"Extreme, but better than ignoring it." Gren, Iria: Zeiram the Animation
"It's nice to look up at the sky, but we should watch where we're stepping." Jim Hawkins, Outlaw Star
"Lets do this like Buddhists." The Homestar Runner
"I don't like him. He reads minds." Sid, Ice Age
"I'll be sure to include that in my plan for an ideal life" Gene Starwind, Outlaw Star
"It was so funny I boiled water in my bellybutton and now its teatime!" Kabapu, Excel Saga
"You wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes, huh?" Sha Gojyo, Saiyuki
"Your breath smells like ass!" Son Goku, Saiyuki
"I have to clean the room... I have to clean the room..." Maggie Mui, R.O.D. the TV
"Sorry about that whole death thing. Something I can read in the meantime?" Nenene Sumerigawa, imitating Yomiko Readman, R.O.D. the TV
Real People:
"Don't expect miracles, demand progress." Dr. T. Mooney, Educator
"A stoplight that goes go." Ms. Olic-Hamilton, Educator
"Lasagna and garlic bread go together like... air and air. " hartandhunter
"If all you do is complain about people, it reflects on yourself." OneDogWalking
"I don't care if the cat is white or black, so long as it catches the mouse it is a good cat." Deng Xiaoping, Chinese Leader
"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you who you are." Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, Epicure
"A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman with one eye." Brillat-Savarin, Epicure
"I would rather believe that a cow could fly than a friend would lie to me." St. Thomas Aquinas
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously." Noam Chomsky, Linguist
"The mystic breaks your heart, the genius breaks your neck." Immanuel Kant, Philosopher
"Its like trying to poison a television set." hartandhunter
"Shutting up" mechanicalman
hartandhunter "Ring around the rosy doesn't make any sense. Pockets full of posies? There's no water in your pocket!" mechanicalman "There is if you're a fish..."
"In art there are no upper or lower classes. That is why it has the power to educate and cultivate...The key to social progress is not merely to supply sufficient food and drink, but to provide good spiritual nourishment for the people of all classes. As far as art goes, nothing is too refined or lofty for the people. Quite the contrary: people hunger and thirst for the best. Just provide funds that are sufficient for the finest artistic expressions, and it will enable the masses to share the highest artistic enjoyment. It is never a question of lowering art for the people. No, a thousand times no! But of elevating the people to art!" Edvard Greig, Composer
"Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking." Brillat-Savarin, Epicure
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